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Pool Noodles And Zip Ties.

  • cynthiafoustvenner
  • Mar 26
  • 1 min read

After attending the University of Tik Tok, I am fully convinced the worlds problems can be solved with pool noodles and zip ties.


Need a bunker for the apocalypse?


Pool noodles and zip ties will get the job done.


Need an Easter wreath at the last minute?


Pool noodles and zip ties for the win.


Stranded on an island?


Thank God you visited the Dollar Tree before your plane crashed.


Pool noodles and zip ties will get you home.


Screw Wilson!


Last minute guests coming over?


Need a charcuterie board?


Pool noodles and zip ties to the rescue.


Like wtf?!?


I mean praise Jesus for the creativity but how do people think of these things?!


God bless them.


Also, I am not sure what to make for dinner, pool noodles and zip ties it is again!


BRB, off to Dollar General.


Xoxo,

C.

 
 
 

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