Crazy and Delusional.

Make no bones about it.

I am crazy.

With a side of delusional grandeur.

But not straight up delusions.

I know.

Crazy right?!?

Yeah, that was a complete cycle you just witnessed.

I will wait while you pick up your brain.

But seriously.

What are the differences between crazy and delusional?

Kids, buckle up, this shit is about to get DEEP.

Crazy is deliberate.

Delusional is accidental.

Crazy takes time, care and effort.

Delusional is an unhappy accident.

Crazy is Lorena Bobbit.

Delusional is Amanda Bynes.

So I guess since we are renaming everything else, I now advocate for delusional to be the new crazy.

Or does that notion make me delusional?

I have now talked myself into a straight jacket.

See you in 3 months.

Or at least until they lift the hold.

That's what the orderly told me.

Or was that an orderly?

Am I on Shutter Island?

Xoxo,

C.