Monday.

Where was I at 7 am this morning? At the grocery store.

No it wasn't because I have my shit together and was going shopping for our weekly needs.

It was because I was buying every damn draino product under the sun. My middle one informed me that toliet was overflowing, and because I am a human lie detector, I got her to admit, it was in fact she who did it.

Upon rushing up the stairs, I found that she had painted an accurate picture, and water was indeed over flowing out of the toliet, onto the bathroom floor, into our hallway.

MotherF$%#^&!

I grabbed the plunger and got to work, to no avail. Hence my 7am trip to the grocery store.

2020. Monday. You can both suck it.

Just poured a bottle of draino down the toliet.

Now I pray to the porcelain gods.

2020, move along, nothing to see here.

Xoxo,

C.