Everest.

Recently the University of Tik Tok has been showing me many videos of people climbing Mt. Everest.

First off I will share the following with you.

I have done no official research, well because I have no plans EVER, to climb it.

That said, it's like 4 months and 100 grand of your life on a mountain.

No dollar tree close?!

No Walmart?!?

Did I mention I am deathly afraid of heights?

Anyways, these videos I am seeing look like lines to get into the Knicks playoffs except at 8 thousand plus feet on a tightrope.

I saw an interview with a dude who paid 80 grand and lost 6 toes.

When asked if he would do it again he exclaimed hell yeah.

Um what?

Listen I enjoy an adventure.

And by adventure I mean what murder documentary to binge on Netflix.

But whatever, what I mean is why I am going to pay 80 plus grand to feel like I am at a frozen version of Weekend at Bernies?!

Take a left at dead Barb and a right at dead Ed?!?

When you see dead Albert's hand waving at you below the snow, keep traveling North.

Oh, and when you see suspended dead Steve make a louie.

There are a lot of things in this life that I do not understand.

But climbing Everest?

I would rather spend the same amount and go to Disney.

Jk, that is another one of my nightmares.

Going back to my point, I guess I am not a rich adrenaline junkie.

So for now I will be firmly placed on my couch watching Netflix and Tik Tok and judging the life choices of those who are climbing Everest, because I am bougie like that.

Not Everest bougie, but couch bougie.

Good for you guys, no seriously; cool.

Pun intended.

But next time if you want to spend that much on a trip, can you take me to Fiji in one of those over the water hut hotel things?

Thanks in advance!

Patiently waiting for your reply.

Xoxo,

C.